This man, Jim Caldwell, is the coach for the Colts, who lost the Super Bowl today.
He will not yell.
He will not scream.
He will not giving a rousing half-time speech in the locker room that motivates the players, giving them a new found faith in themselves.
No, he will just look at you
With his piercing stare.
After the game today, he made the team stand in a line and one by one he looked them straight in the face.
He just looked.
At this moment, they all new they were failures.
But enough about the Super Bowl, which is obviously just some sick parody of tonights main event!!
PUPPY BOWL VI!!!
At first I was routing for Bear to be the MVP, but this was before I saw any game play (yes, I looked up all the starting puppies online before the show), but after seeing this puppy in action, well it was obvious. This puppy, named Jake, didn't make any touch downs (but thats so obvs not what the Puppy Bowl is about) but he played so hard. He gave it his all. Generally I don't appreciate an underdog story (really, there was no way to avoid that), but no one expected Jake to be able to bring it, but he did! He restored my faith in determination and the power of believing in your self!! He is an American hero.
I think we can all agree the bunny cheerleaders were a joke!